Why I love My Man!!
Wooooiiieeee!!!! Mi deh ya, mi deh ya, mi deh ya!! Waa gwaan TamFam?? Unu good?? Big up all Tambourine Radio and Tambourine TV listeners and viewers. An propa spek to mi Ragashanti Live listeners. Bless up unu self straight!! On to di mix-up dem:
Raga, that little thing where he will look over and just pick my nose if I got a bugger. When he stoops to clasp the buckle of my shoe and holds my ankle ever so gently. How he massages my groin after a good 'sort out' because I had my legs up to my ears for a hot minute. I could go on, but ,you get the gist ... . What can I say, 15 years don't come easy ... but I am his ride or die for life.
Ka Ka!! Listen mi Ms Lady, yuh try hol on tight pon dat deh man deh. Hol Him!! Hol him an neva let go!! Any man weh love a woman so much dat is nuttin fi him routinely clean out bugu outa har nose is a GOOD MAN!! Doan mek nuh oda nastiniss get him. Him is yours an yours ONLY! No oda gyal bugu to him ting. A ongle YOUR BUGU him fi feecha. Yuh bugu-cleaning man is a keeper! Straight!
Good day, professor. What would you do if your so-called girlfriend catch you with another woman? Would you be angry if she decided to leave you and don't look back? The reason I ask you this question is because a friend of mine was seeing this guy. She said when she was at his house another woman came to the house and asked him who was my friend and his response was, "that's my girlfriend." She then turned and said to him, "why didn't you tell me?" He walked off with my friend but later made up with the other woman; but within that time, he was telling my friend that the woman was a madwoman. What I think is this, he want to have both - my friend (the young girl) and the early '50s woman. Mine you, this man love sweets.
Den if him love sweets, it look like di Granny Goodas a mine him. If a long time big woman inna har 50s a move to him like a har man dat fram long time, an him not only brazenly tell har say di youngas weh deh beside him a him real woman, but him also walk weh wid har - den dat mean him have di Granny Goodas unda propa Bunna Man govament. Granny haffi jus work wid it if she still want di ride - an probably haffi all do di tings dem an gwaan spen pon him, too.
A your fren now fi read di play an know wa she really waan work wid wen it comes to har man. Your fren haffi really know wa she waan an wa she doan waan, or else missa man may neva stop bun har fi likes.
Awright, legomentz. Sen mi di tings dem at firstname.lastname@example.org. See unu nex week Thursday, same place ya soh.