Science Again! - Obeah man could drop some guuzum pan di shatta dem

January 23, 2017
The punishment for persons practising obeah is imprisonment and/or whipping.

Mi nice good and decent people! Mek mi wish oonu all di bes fi di new week. Mi hope seh good fortune, productivity, and safety follow oonuh. Watch out fi di crasses dem and remember fi pray!

Sometime we haffi tek bad tings mek joke or at least think about the 'alternative' because the crime wave in Jamaica is disgraceful and completely out of control. Every year, we talk about it like a stick record and yet things continue along the same vein.

So when the media reported that the Honourable Minister of National Security, Robert Montague, reveal last week seh him uncle a obeah man and implied that he can 'employ' his services, mi a wonda if him on to something!




Because big an serious, drastic times call fi drastic measures!

Ephesians 6:12 tell we seh "For we wrestle not against flesh and blood but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.

The way dem criminal yah behave, dem gwaan like duppy deh pon dem fi true! This got me to thinking. With the crime rate so high (almost four persons being kiiled daily since the start of the year - unbelievable!!) it seems that the authorities are desperate to do anything to try and restore some semblance of calm and sanity.

Seriously though, is 'obeah' a plausible, workable option? Let us consider this for a bit. Will the minister hire obeah men to work for the ministry? If so, perhaps he could establish a 'secret' unit in his ministry called 'Department of Underground People Practising for You' DUPPY for short!

Can yuh imagine obeah man ah drop some serious guuzum pan di shatta dem? Some 'Ooomamakkaa jookaaksuuussiii kaiak lala' pan dem case !

A series of 'Habbakabba hoobaakkaabba' magic dat mek gun finger curl up and caan use again. Big foot fi dem left, right ah centre mek dem caan walk!!

Some spell mek tongue dem heavy mek dem caan chat fi issue nuh command, or lighten dem tongue fi mek dem confess who dem kill! All wen di obeah man dem back up di gunman dem inna face to face if dem fire shot ,di obeah man dem can drap two chant, sprinkle some powder, and ketch di bullet dem all inna dem teet and just spit dem out! No sah, mi weak!!

Right now, to how the situation dire ,we haffi a think bout tings fi preserve lives cause we can't continue on this path.

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