My Confession: My girl’s private parts stink

February 22, 2019

STAR, my present girlfriend is an example of why some men will never give their woman oral sex, no matter how much she asks for it.

Plain and straight, my girl’s ‘cat’ is stink. We have been together for close to seven years and about the third time we had sex, she went down on me.

I told her I would never return the favour and she was okay with it for a while. One of the things that I noticed when we had sex was that she had a bit of odour and I told her about it, and even sent her to get medication, which she did.

But the smell kept coming back, and she told me it was yeast and nothing serious. She is a girl who has been there for me through thick and thin, so I really love her, and we also share a child.

About two years ago when she started to nag me about giving her oral sex, I started to think about it.

I didn’t want to be labelled as a ‘bow cat’ and she said I should stop listening to the entertainers who were ‘bunning’ out the men who did it, because they all enjoy eating the ‘cat’.

So one night, I smoked some ganja, drank some hard liquor and told myself that I was going to surprise her. I kissed her breasts and passed her navel and went down there, but STAR, the taste and scent that came from there got me fully sober.

Trust me, it never smell good at all! I got up and made up an excuse that I was having a hangover and went in the bathroom.

I must have brushed my teeth and tongue about 90 times, but I couldn’t get the taste out of my mouth; or probably it was my mind.

I never tried it again and she keeps asking me why, but I don’t know how to tell her the truth. I am also finding it hard to have regular sex with her too.

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