Three strikes and he's out


February 08, 2017

Dear Pastor

I would forgive my husband twice. If he cheats on me a third time, it is the end of our marriage.

Pastor, why should I share my tool (my husband's penis) with someone else? I love that tool like cooked food so why do I have to share it with someone else?

Love you, Pastor, and I could not live without your show.


Dear M.G.,

You are very outspoken and your husband knows where you stand. I hope that he will walk carefully and don't do anything that will cause you to lock up shop.


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