Thinking about buying a vibrator

September 04, 2017

Dear Pastor,

I am from Cleveland, Ohio. I believe that a woman should try and get a good education. It has been eight years since I left Jamaica, and I have not had sex.

So if sex is not on a woman's mind, she can do without it. I am a living witness. Men are failures.

I have friends that told me that a vibrator can do the work just like the real thing. I am thinking about buying one.

S.

Dear S.,

You say you have not had sex in eight years, and any woman can do without sex if their mind is not on it. But then you are thinking about buying a vibrator.

Why would you want to waste your money on a vibrator if your mind is not on sex? Don't you think that would be a waste of money?

Friends told you that the vibrator is like the real stuff. You are a grown woman; you shouldn't let your friends fool you. How can the vibrator take the place of a man?

It is better for you to tell me that although you have not had sex in eight years, you feel for it now. I would suggest that you do without the vibrator just as how you do without a man.

Perhaps you should pray and ask the good Lord to provide a good husband for you. And after both of you are married, you might see that you don't have any use at all for a vibrator.

Pastor

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