Imprisoned for beating up my girl's side man

September 12, 2017

Dear Pastor,

I thought I was in love with this female and that she was in love with me, too. I came to find out that she was seeing this other man who was supposed to be her ex-boyfriend. What is in the dark always come into the light. One day, a guy was telling me about his woman and another person knew exactly who that woman was. He was talking about my girlfriend, and another guy who was there knew that it was my girl he was talking about. He then set up things so that I could catch my woman in the very act, and that is exactly what happened. The guy came by my house and brought her. He did not know she was my girlfriend.

Things got out of hand, and someone called the police. Anyway, I ended up going to prison because of what I did to the guy. It wasn't pretty, so it landed me in prison. I am not a bad person. I am easy to get along with. I broke up with that woman and made her move out of my house. I would like you to hook me up with a beautiful female who is looking for a man who will take care of her. She should be between the ages of 35 and 45 and about five feet five inches. Her complexion doesn't matter. She has to be someone who wants to have one man. All I need is a jump-start.


Dear K.J.,

I have always wondered why so many of you guys who are in prison are always trying to get Jamaican girls. What have you all heard about them? One thing I can assure you is that Jamaican girls are intelligent, and you ought not to think that you are going to get them to support you. In fact, they will be looking for money from you.

I wish you the very best, sir.


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