Don't go chasing waterfalls
Jackass sey di worl' no level. Jackass sey nuff time smaddy a do suppen nuff time an no get ketch an' smaddy whe do it wan time get 'f'. Yu know 'f', like flabbergasted (if yu know de wud go look e up. Cyaan mek Jackass know more wud dan yu).
OH RATS! Time to fix this trap
The lead story in yesterday's STAR was about yet another police station infested with rats. This story is probably the third of its kind to be published in recent times and it paints a disturbing picture of the shabby conditions....
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