Jackass sey di worl' no level. Jackass sey wen yu, ead too big fi yu bady like CéCile, is a problem.

Jackass never took tea with CéCile, the woman with the least talent and the most mouth (Hmm, but then, there is D'Angel ... anyway) and who is now in the musical danger zone where, as there is nuff backitive for her to back up on, there is no need for much talent anyway. But when she is going to start a rumour about being pregnant just for publicity and then, in the story THE STAR carried on Friday, contradict herself about saying that Bounty is the daddy, then she has gone to a new low.

But that is what happens when your head is too big for your body and then, to add to it, your head is too big for your brain (heh heh. If CéCile rode a bike she would not need a helmet; hard objects would find it hard to get through that tick skull). Remember what Bob Marley said about playing smart and not being clever? CéCile does not remember that.

Of course, she started the rumour to get publicity, which is just as well, because based on talent alone, she would get none. (C'mon, y'all know it is true. The two songs that CéCile is known for are 'Changez', in which she does the sex with the deejay thing that is like more common than a Beenie Man scandal and the Do It To Me Baby bowcat tune. That ain't take talent. And she can't dance. She wine like when the twin towers were falling. C'mon, y'all know Jackass don't fake it, that she is just a stripper.) And Jackass knows that by writing this, he is giving her more publicity. And he knows that what he writes will not affect her, 'cause in her too big for her body head which is too big for her brain there is only room for CéCile.

Get publicity

But for other women, Jackass is giving a warning. Min' how oonu ramp wid belly! Belly a no suppen yu fi ramp wid! 'Cause wen oonu really waan belly belly wi bex an no come, or wen oonu really no waan belly, belly wi bex an' come! Hmm! A St. Tomas Jackass pasture deh! Hmm! Warn oonu!

The world is not level at all, when you can have female artistes with real talent and CéCile can get publicity with a fake belly, and D'Angel can get publicity by splitting herself between Beenie and Bounty.

And as Bounty once said, 'everyting a Bounty'. There is only one thing to happen now. Jackass nah boost no war, but clash it Killer, clash it! Kill it Killer, kill it! Walk up pon it Killer, walk up pon it! Trace de gyaaaaallll! A she did sey yu too stiff an cyan position! Tek it to har! Come een like yu love beat ooman anyway, cause no dat yu get anga management fah?

Heh heh.

But CéCile wicked yu know. She wicked bad. Because when she drags Bounty into it she makes us wonder about dat child. People people, can you imagine a baby with CéCile's complexion and head and Bounty's jawbone and lip?

Jackass sey di worl' no level. Jackass sey if she waan publicity, CéCile fe go breed fi LA Lewis, de one-man advatising compiny.