Dear Pastor,

I am a 37-year-old female who has always imagined making love to a woman. I started having these desires about two years ago. I have never been with a woman before, but I know that it is something that I could do well in because I watch porn movies all the time. I know that I can even make some money doing it.

If there are lesbians out there who would like to pay me to make love or have sex with them, or if they just want to have a good time, I am willing and able.

I read in the paper some time ago that older women have young men (boys even) give them oral sex. That is not right! So what I am doing could not even be compared. Once again, all interested women can contact you (Dear Pastor) for my number.

S.F., Kingston, Jamaica.

Dear S.F.,

I am wondering whether you have written this letter to me to test my spirit. Or, is it that you have taken leave of your senses by believing that I would encourage you to practise homosexuality by giving your name and telephone number to lesbians. You must be crazy, you have to be! You are shameless!

You are 37 years old and you should be setting good example to other women by living a clean and upright life. Instead, you are offering your service to women who want to join you in bed as lesbians. You are no good!

Again I say, you must have written this letter to test my spirit or to stir up my anger. You are a depraved woman! The only thing I can do for you is to pray that God will save your soul from hell and to encourage you to embrace Christ as your Saviour and Lord.

Get down on your knees and ask God to remove from your thoughts the desire to make love to your own sex (woman), or to make porn movies. You are a woman and women should not make love to women. Read Romans 1:18-32.

You may think that you may not need any help. Nevertheless, I suggest that you call a Christian counsellor and make an appointment to see him/her.

Pastor