Dear Pastor,

My problem is kind of a mixed up situation where I'm caught up in the midst of a threesome affair. I'm not literally sleeping with three guys in one bed, but three guys out of one family. First, I started seeing a gentleman. He is much older than I. I adore old men because they make me feel secure and loved. It was after a few weeks in the relationship that he introduced me to his son. He has only that one son, and I got attracted to him immediately. I started secretly seeing him and the sex was not that bad. He started taking care of me, but started getting selfish and wanted to me to leave his father. Can you believe his selfishness, Pastor? He knows I do not wish to break the old man's heart.

Anyway, the problem is this: I met the father son's son and, boy, I must tell you he was a wow factor, my age group and all. We hit it off too and started making mad love. I mean when the grandfather ate me I thought it was the best, but when the father did I thought it was the "bestest", but now the eating from the son is the "bestestestest" ever!

The real problem is they each want me for themselves. The grandfather wants me exclusively, he does not know about his son or his grandson. The father keeps telling me to tell his father or else he will. He does not know about his son. The son now does not know about his grandfather or his father, and he wants to get engaged.

Pastor, why are men so selfish, can't they learn to share of them, and be happy? Well, I'm not leaving any, so they will have to make their own decisions. Plus, I met the son's friend and...

S. T., St. Andrew, Jamaica

Dear S. T.,

I would love to know the age of this grandfather and also the age of his grandson. I have observed that you are not seeking to be counselled. You are just proudly declaring that you are having sex with three men from one family, father, son and grandson, and that you do not intend to stop.

I have heard of men who have sex with their sons' women. Such men are grossly immoral. You have gone further. You are having sex with the grandson of the old man. And consider the type of sex too. You have to be crazy. Yes, you need psychiatric care. I don't care what anyone says, you must be crazy.

Pray to God for deliverance. But also go to see a psychiatrist.

Pastor