Cheers to the Cup: Mi woman get back me full attention now!

July 16, 2018
France's Kylian Mbappe kisses the trophy after the final match between France and Croatia at the 2018 soccer World Cup in the Luzhniki Stadium in Moscow, Russia, on Sunday.

Just before the 2018 World Cup started in Russia, women were forewarned not to disturb their partners as arguably the world's greatest showpiece event took centrestage.

'Sproutie', an Argentina fan, said he was so serious about concentrating on the World Cup that he ignored his next favourite past-time sex.

"All if my woman did waah give me some sex during football season, me wouldn't take it. All if me start walk go for it and hear the ball bounce, me a turn back," Sproutie said.

It was safe to say that there was not much excitement going into yesterday's final between France and Croatia as most of the favoured teams were already booted out of the competition. However, football fanatics like Sproutie turned up at Manchester Square on Duke Street, Kingston, to enjoy the game.

Sipping on his Wray and Nephew drink special, Sproutie watched as France, the team that sent his side packing in the round of 16, juggled over Croatia 4-2.

"Argentina a my side, but when France beat we up, me have to support dem cause it show say dem badder than my side this season. But next World Cup a, Argentina me ting deh again. Look like a one man a the fadda fi all a the man dem pon Croatia team, cause everybody name 'ich'," Sproutie said as he took another sip of his drink.

His friend, Ricky, was hoping for a Croatia victory.

"France give we the wickedest beating still, but me did really waah Croatia go thru cause dem never win it yet, and dem play good throughout the season," said Ricky, who is also an Argentina supporter.

Meanwhile, reflecting on the tournament, Sproutie said he thoroughly enjoyed it all.

'"World Cup never cold up to me. Brazil fans were living in hope, but I knew they couldn't win it six time in a row. People just love Brazil because of PelÈ, just as how dem love reggae because a Bob Marley. This season was unpredictable. It did twisted bad because the side dem weh people did say a go win run gone home," he said.

Now that the World Cup is over, Sproutie said that he is back to his usual life, which will again include sex.

"Like how World Cup done now, me woman have me full attention now. Me is a sports man enuh, but something bout football have me a way. Right now, me would a waah know who originate da game yah. Me would a dig up him body and frame it, even a likkle bone fi him, cause him a genius," Sproutie said.

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