WEIRD STUFF

Boozing and smoking wreck health by 36

Living it up too hard in your younger days could leave you paying the price by the time you hit your mid-30s, experts warn.

A shocking study out of Finland tracked more than 300 people born in 1959 and found that heavy smokers and drinkers started feeling the burn -- physically and mentally -- at just 36 years old.

Researchers also found that a couch-potato lifestyle only made things worse!

Dr Tiia Kekalainen, lead researcher at Laurea University, said: "If you don't ditch the fags, booze, and laziness early, the damage just piles up -- leading to serious health issues down the road."

The message? Party less, move more, and save yourself a world of pain later!

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Penis war erupts artwork

Medieval experts are in a heated row over the number of penises stitched into the Bayeux Tapestry, the famous 11th-century artwork that chronicles the Norman Conquest of England.

Back in 2017, Oxford professor George Garnett made waves when he claimed there were 93 penises on the tapestry - 88 on horses and the rest on humans. But now, Dr Christopher Monk has thrown a curveball, insisting there's a 94th penis on a running man.

Monk argues the appendage is unmistakably male genitalia, but Garnett is having none of it. He insists it's more likely to be a sword or dagger. The debate is heating up, but both agree - this is about more than just laughs. "Understanding medieval minds is key," Garnett says.

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One in 10 dogs endure hay fever hell

New research reveals that one in 10 dogs are now battling hay fever, just like their human owners. As pollen counts soar and temperatures rise, over a million dogs in the UK are struggling with seasonal allergies.

Certain breeds are more susceptible, including West Highland White Terriers, Golden Retrievers, and Boxers. But don't expect the same symptoms as humans. While we're sniffling and rubbing our eyes, dogs are itching and scratching their inflamed skin.

Dr Sean McCormack, veterinary expert at Tails.com, says: "It's heartbreaking to see dogs suffering from hay fever. Though less common than in humans, their symptoms can be just as uncomfortable. If your dog shows signs of allergies, it's time to call the vet!"