Prime Minister Romeich, Education Minister Bounty

December 31, 2021
The Rev Al Miller
The Rev Al Miller
Dr Phillip Coombs
Dr Phillip Coombs
Sean Paul
Sean Paul
Shenseea
Shenseea
Usain Bolt
Usain Bolt
 Skillibeng
Skillibeng
Spice
Spice
Popcaan
Popcaan
Julie Mango
Julie Mango
Romeich
Romeich
Agent Sasco
Agent Sasco
Bounty Killer
Bounty Killer
LA Lewis
LA Lewis
Gordon House
Gordon House
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Prime Minister Andrew Holness says he intends to reshuffle his Cabinet early in the new year. Pundits and political watchers have been busy putting together the team which they believe is the best able to take Jamaica forward.

But the discussions about a new-look Cabinet would be incomplete without the input of THE WEEKEND STAR.

Are you prepared to take your chances with this administration?

PRIME MINISTER ... The most important criterion for this job is having compassion. If ever there was a man with a big heart, it's Romeich Major. A gifted businessman, Romeich is constantly sharing his blessings with the less fortunate. He does this while managing his many ventures, creating stars, and improving the quality of life for many Jamaicans.

MINISTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY & JUSTICE ... Agent Sasco -- A Ministry of National Security 'We Transform' mentor and ambassador, Agent Sasco has spearheaded the Metcalfe Street Black Diamond Recording Studio project. He has been serious about the implementation of rehabilitation and reintegration programmes in juvenile care facilities. His heart is in the right place and, with the right support, we can all sing dat 'we winning right now'.

MINISTER OF EDUCATION ... Bounty Killer -- Remember Book Book Book? Let's be clear, he will not be the English teacher; he will be in charge of driving policies. Bounty Killer understands the power and reach of music, and his love for the poor and marginalised would see greater efforts being placed at putting tablet computers in the hands of the poor and marginalised, thus giving them an opportunity to succeed.

MINISTER OF (MIS) INFORMATION ... L.A. Lewis -- There is no better person to communicate the policies of the government than this well-known entertainer who is yet to register a hit song. His confidence is unmatched, he's great at remaining on point, even if it means that he has to make up his own facts. Prime Minister Major may, however, have a problem on his hands if his Government decides that it is time for Jamaica to become a republic. The Queen is L.A. Lewis' grandmother and so he might be conflicted.

MINISTER OF TRANSPORT ... Al Miller -- If the prime minister shuffles the deck and doesn't place 'the transporter' in the position he has made his own, the reshuffle would be one big joke.

MINISTER OF HEALTH ... Dr Phillip 'Doc Ravers' Coombs is a surgeon at the Kingston Public Hospital and a popular social media personality. He has an undying love for entertainment and is extremely devoted to the medical profession. One wonders what Cabinet meetings will be when the subject of COVID-19 restrictions on the entertainment sector is discussed.

MINISTER OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS ... Sean Paul -- The globe trotting superstar can ensure that Jamaica and its international allies are always on the same page. Sean Paul was the most-streamed dancehall and reggae artiste globally on YouTube. Given his reach, global appeal, and amenable personality, the prime minister should tell him to 'Get Busy' with the foreign affairs agenda. His first order of business should be getting a pardon for Marcus Garvey.

MINISTER OF TOURISM ... Shenseea -- This dancehall princess perfectly represents Jamaica's tourism product -- beautiful and tempting. Ed, give her the portfolio and watch her work some Shen Yeng magic.

MINISTER OF SPORTS AND ENTERTAINMENT ... Having dominated on the track, 'Country Yute' Usain Bolt has made his intentions as an entertainer known. If he nails the start, he could breathe new life into entertainment, which is dying under the lockdown measures.

MINISTER OF YOUTH AND CULTURE ... Social media sensation Julie Mango, who is known for her comedic videos depicting everyday Jamaican life, has the appeal to engage the youth and the creativity and zeal to keep Jamaica's rich cultural heritage alive.

MINISTER OF FINANCE ... Skillibeng -- Brick pon brick pon brick! The Crocodile Teeth hitmaker is not likely t0 tax us to death, but would be inclined to make sure we have money to spend.

MINISTER OF INVESTMENT AND HOUSING ... Spice -- The Queen of Dancehall knows what it's like to not have a roof over her head. Now, at the rate at which she is going, she may not be able to count her houses soon. Spice has a soft spot for marginalised Jamaicans and could help open the doors to our financial freedom.

MINISTER OF LOCAL GOVERNMENT AND RURAL DEVELOPMENT ... Popcaan -- One of St Thomas' most famous sons, the Unruly Boss has ideas to uplift his home parish and other areas that are yearning for development.

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