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August 22, 2016

A new map has been drawn up to combine the average penis size across the world.

Forget using a map of the world to pick your next holiday destination. How about using it to find the country that has the men with the largest erect penis?

Target Map, a new colour-coded interactive graphic, gives you just that. Users can highlight the different sizes of men's genitals depending on where they are from. The findings show African men have the largest penises, with countries like Ghana, the Congo, and Gabon measuring in excess of 16 centimetres on average. And Asian guys have the smallest, with countries like India, Thailand, and South Korea sporting an average size between 9.3 and 10.5 centimetres. The sizing has been given traffic light colour coding, with red being the largest, followed by orange, yellow, and green as the smallest.

Australia comes second, with an average penis size of more than 14.7 centimetres along with Mexico, Norway, Italy, and Sweden. The UK, US, Germany, and France sit in the middle of the penis size scale, with an average size ranging between 12.9 and 14.7 centimetres. Japan, Indonesia, Russia, and Brazil come just above the Asian countries, with typical sizes measuring 10.5 to 12.9 centimetres.

Pokemon Go's' success as a mobile game has increased the amount of Pokemon-themed porn.

The popular Nintendo mobile game - developed by Niantic - has added $14 billion to the value of the gaming firm, with millions of people playing the game and performing Google searches in their quest to collect all characters. But online searches for Pokemon porn have started to rise, with the likes of Poke balls, Squirtle, and Bellsprout having alternative meanings to those featured in the game. According to web porn pusher Pornhub, searches for Pokemon-themed video porn have more than doubled since the game was released on July 6. Their data show that men are 62 per cent more likely to search for Pokemon porn than women, with those aged 18-24 being 336 times more likely to hunt than others.

Similarly, Android phone owners are statistically 51 per cent more likely to hunt for it than those who own iPhones. But it's not the first game to see relevant porn spikes - porn hunters have similarly searched for rude content surrounding games 'Overwatch' and 'Minecraft', and there are porn parodies of Simpsons, Star Wars, and Scooby Doo.

A woman who cut off and swallowed the heads of two pet snakes has escaped a prison sentence.

Jennifer Lampe, 28, was handed a four-month suspended sentence after subjecting the reptiles to "prolonged and painful suffering" before they eventually died. Lampe, of Church Stretton in Shropshire, had been drinking whisky, amaretto, and lager before carrying out the brutal act on April 8, RSPCA prosecutor Roger Price told Telford Magistrates' Court. Lampe was living with her sister at the time and became agitated after fearing she was no longer welcome at the home. According to The Daily Telegraph, RSPCA prosecutor Roger Price said: "When her sister saw the defendant in her bedroom, she had a boa constrictor under her top and was covered in blood. About three-quarters of the snake could be seen. The defendant was hysterical."

A third of brides are Bridezillas, according to a new survey.

Pokies carried out a OnePoll survey of 500 brides-to-be and discovered that more than a third of them are demanding. A flowchart has been drawn up showing the tell-tale signs that a bride is heading towards Bridezilla status.

To find out if you or someone you know is a Zen Bride or a Bridezilla, visit www.pokies.net.au/bridezilla/. Among the key characteristics are:

• You're talking far too much about your wedding.

• You've had countless arguments about budgets.

• Your groom has spent endless nights sleeping on the sofa.