Lying men have cousins by the dozens


July 08, 2016

Dear Pastor

Men are lairs. If they drive a car, they will tell you that the car has mechanical problems, and every woman you see them with, they say that she is their cousins. They have cousins by the dozens. Men don't know that women are smarter than they are. And if we decide to lie to them, they would have to get Matlock (lawyer) to know it is a lie.


Dear P.

For those who don't know, 'Matlock' was an American television legal drama, starring Andy Griffith in the title role of criminal-defence attorney Ben Matlock.

'The show's format is similar to that of CBS's Perry Mason (with both Matlock and the later Perry Mason TV movies in the 1980s created by Dean Hargrove), with Matlock identifying the perpetrators and then confronting them in dramatic courtroom scenes. One difference, however, was that whereas Mason usually exculpated his clients at a pre-trial hearing, Matlock usually secured an acquittal at trial, from the jury.

When you say if women decide to lie, men will have to engage Matlock, you are saying that some women are dangerous liars and men must not take them for granted because women are smarter liars. The truth is, women don't forget what they say when they lie, but men do forget what they say, so they lie, lie and lie again. Some men would say that they have lots of female cousins, but every woman will know that when a man refers to a female as his cousin, she should take that with a pinch of salt, especially if she knows that he is a cheater.


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